“Leave Doormat”

Harvesting Coconuts

Bring Out the Fun!

When it comes to home décor, some people may opt for sophistication—only applying aesthetic and refined adornments to their home. However, a hilarious and punny joke can delight guests in a way that classy accessories cannot. Adding a touch of humor and personality can bring a unique charm to your living space, especially in a place you might not expect. If you are the type of person that loves sarcasm, a rude doormat is the ideal addition for you! Have the exterior of your home or business reflect your natural disposition with an “unwelcome” mat. Whether you mean it or not, these rude door mats will have friends and visitors second-guessing how warm their welcome will actually be. While it may seem unconventional to warn guests away from your home, only the truly brave or humorous will remain. A rude doormat conveys a distinctive and playful attitude while also serving practical benefits. Not only will a sarcastic welcome mat ward off unwanted visitors, but it will also impede dirt from entering your home!  Rude welcome-mats are comedic and typically not meant to deter visitors. Even if your doormats say, “Leave!” your loved ones and family will chuckle at the ironic message. The selection of rude door mats is meant to convey jest, creating a conversation starter for those who enter your home. Utilize a unique and silly doormat with an attitude to welcome guests with a laugh!

The Rude, Crude and Funny

Our selection of offensive doormats tells guests to leave in multiple ways. The “Not You Again Doormat” features the capitalized phrase in the middle of a natural brown coir-mat with a diagonally striped border. The “Leave Doormat” cuts straight to the point, with the barbed wire outline deterring any wary visitors. Finally, the “Go Away! Scram! Leave! Humorous Door Mats” features a plethora of unwelcoming phrases such as “Bye-bye!” “Skedaddle!” and “Run along!”. With so many options for rude door mats, you have numerous choices for scaring off visitors. Our rude welcome mats are not only useful for eliciting a chuckle from your guests, but they are also helpful for preventing dirt from entering your home. Not only are our mats rude to visitors, but they are even ruder to filth! Truly, these entrance mats tell dust and debris to “Leave!”.

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Husking Coconuts

Made From Eco-Friendly Coir Fibers

At Coirmat.com, our rude door mats are made of—you guessed it—coir! Coir is a durable and resilient fiber sourced from coconuts. The threads are soaked, processed, and woven into welcome mats, or unwelcome mats, that withstand heavy foot-traffic. These coconut-fiber mats have a course, bristly texture that can scrape dirt, mud, and debris from the bottoms of any shoes. As a natural material, coir is inherently tough and long-lasting, just like the coconut it comes from. Coconuts are incredibly hardy, as the coconuts must withstand salt water and sunlight to reproduce. The fruit must traverse across bodies of water to sprout on distant shores. Therefore, the coconut and its byproduct (coir) are extremely robust—able to resist moisture, UV rays, and mildew. This makes it the ideal material to utilize in challenging situations, such as enduring the foot traffic of guests and residents. The dense and durable coir fibers trap particles that would otherwise be tracked into your home. By placing our “Not You Again” doormat at your doorstep, you are not only adding a touch of humor but also ensuring a cleaner and more hygienic household.

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“Not You Again Doormat”

Bully Those Dirty Shoes!

If you are finding it difficult to choose between all our different kinds of doormats with attitude, Coir mat.com also offers doormat kits that feature numerous products! Surprise your friends with multiple renditions of rude doormats. When they get used to seeing a “Leave” doormat on your front step, you can startle and delight them with one that says, “Not you again!” The “Funny Doormat Kit” from Coir mat.com includes everything your front doorstep needs for capturing dirt. This entry mat kit contains two offensive doormats and one boot scraper. Two entrance mats mean you have a larger variety of funny jokes to impart to your guests. Certainly, visitors will never get bored on your doorstep with a multitude of rude door mats! Additionally, the boot scraper can clean off the filth caked onto your shoes. Adventurers, daredevils, hikers, construction workers, and anyone who frequently gets their hands and feet dirty will benefit from the enhanced capabilities of our coir and rubber boot scrapers! The vinyl bottoms of the boot scraper and the coir sides are perfect for removing incredibly clingy dirt from the bottoms and sides of your shoes. A coir mat is ideal for capturing debris on your soles, but a boot scraper can scrape mud from the base, edges, and maybe even the tops of your boots (with some maneuvering)! If you are tired of residents and guests tracking dirt into your home, utilize a welcome mat kit with a boot scraper for ultimate protection and prevention.

Our door mats with attitude may have silly and rude messages etched onto their visage, but they are quite serious about their durable, dirt-trapping abilities. As mentioned before, coir fibers are sourced from hardy coconuts—known for their resiliency. Coir is incredibly tough, able to resist moisture, sunlight, ozone, and mold degradation. Coir is also one of the few natural materials that can withstand the salinity of seawater, making this mat the perfect addition to beach houses! No matter where you live, you can always use a rude doormat to scrape the dirt and debris from your shoes. Whether in the snowy mountains or by sandy shores, a coir mat can withstand typical weather conditions. However, when a rude coir-mat is hard at work, it will eventually accumulate a great deal of dust and dirt within the fibers. You must clean your unwelcome mat to keep your doorstep in prime condition. Fortunately, not much effort has to go into maintaining our doormats with an attitude.

Easy to Clean Coir Is the Ideal Outdoor Mat

Unlike washing a car or bathing a pet, cleaning your entry mat does not have to be a big hassle! Lift your “Not you again!” welcome mat and whack off the dust particles. If you have any guests who have developed a love/hate relationship with your rude doormat, recruit them to clean it. They can get their anger out while helping you maintain the product! You do not have to worry about wear and tear, such as foot traffic or occasional beatings, ruining your coir mat. Coir is exceptionally resilient and can withstand these harsh conditions. If an enthusiastic thrashing is not enough to clean off your entryway mat, you can always hose, vacuum, or blow the rug. If you use water, leave the mat dry and place it back on your threshold the next day. Coir is waterproof and dries quickly, ensuring that the rug will not become moldy during cleaning. Coir mats, including our doormats with an attitude, offer easy maintenance along with resilient and excellent dirt-trapping abilities. With their talent for withstanding all types of weather conditions, a coirmat is the perfect choice for residences and buildings virtually anywhere. Adorn your business or home with a “Nice underwear” doormat or an “Oh no, not you again!” doormat for a bit of sarcasm and wit.

Spark the Conversation at the Door

A rude doormat can be a great conversation starter (or stopper, depending on the effect you are going for). Have delivery people and guests chuckling whenever they approach your doorstep with offensive doormats that will weed out the weak-hearted. If you are the type of person that indulges in blunt and dry humor, rude doormats will allow you to convey your personality without even having to open the door. Of course, the sentiment relayed by an unwelcome mat does not have to be genuine. These rude door mats are often utilized for a joke! Nothing screams hilarious like a sweet and caring grandma having an entry mat that says, “Oh no, not you again!”. Mat humor can put visitors at ease. Sometimes a rude doormat can actually invoke the opposite emotion than what is literally intended—making guests feel comfortable with a funny joke. Whether you are utilizing offensive doormats to scare off guests, showcase your personality, or crack a joke—the practical purposes of having a coirmat additionally sweeten the deal.

Coir fibers are inherently tough—in both texture and tenacity! Coir contains many resistances that make them the ideal doormat material. Because they can withstand water, sunlight, and mold, they are ideally suited for handling almost all-weather conditions. Additionally, their hardy nature allows them to retain their shape and structure despite heavy foot-traffic. You do not have to fret about your rude coirmats wearing down over the years. The sturdy and robust fibers are long-lasting and strong, effectively trapping dust and debris over the years. If you want rude welcome-mats that last a long time while also featuring efficient dirt-collection, check out our selection of rude door mats! Express your personality, crack a joke at your guests’ expense, and prevent filth from entering your home simultaneously with a rude doormat. If you have a great sense of humor, these coir-mats are your ideal choice!